Category Archive: Thoughts

Proof of life

It had been years since his eyes had seen sunlight. He squinted as his pupils adjusted to the bright light. Once able to focus, he realised the devastation. The world was a wasteland,… Continue reading

A Simple Solution to South Africa’s Corrupt Police Problem

Open any newspaper or online news source and you are bound to see at least a dozen stories about corrupt police officials in South Africa. The situation has reached a point where its common… Continue reading

Oh no! Its Halloween!

Halloween, a term synonymous with a great sacrifice on the humble pumpkins behalf, of costumes both silly and scary, and of merriment… The day is also known for feeding strange children sweets, not… Continue reading

So, What’s your News?

Hello Its been a while I’ve missed you. What’s your news? What can you tell me? Me? Well let’s see… The father of our nation (no not Jacob Zuma, or Steve Hofmeyer), President… Continue reading

It Seems Ignorance is the Order of the Day

So I read a very badly written, bigoted article on City Press Online, by a young upstart looking to stir the shit pot… His article, here, I believe was supposed to be a… Continue reading

We’ve Spoken About Striking Before, But I Think You Missed My Point

Lets pretend just for a second you are a cattle farmer. Every year you know you need to sell a specific amount of cattle to break even. 30 cows to cover the food… Continue reading

The Christian Motherhood Are Wrong… Gaga is in Fact a Humourist!

OHHH MMMMMMY GOOOOOD! Gaga landed at Lanseria airport last night. As I work barely more than a hop, a skip and a jump from there, I thought it might be fun to go… Continue reading

OK! It’s time for the chat… Apartheid Happened!

Apartheid happened… I’m a white, English speaking South Africa, born in 1985. I had nothing to do with the construction of Apartheid nor its perpetuation. I’m sorry I was born white. That’s biology… Continue reading

England is full of SMI’s…

Having driven the length of England on this trip, from London to Liverpool, and then toured around London and the countryside with the rental car for a few days when we returned from… Continue reading

I Fly Cattle Class on Kak Airways… How bout you?

Why is it that airlines treat anyone who didn’t pay a million Rand for their ticket like cattle… I’m incredibly grateful to be on holiday in the UK. I just wish there was… Continue reading

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