Category Archive: Rants

I F#@%!NG Hate Queues! And Julius Hates God…

I would rather poke a turd with a stick than stand in a queue… Nobody in history has ever said “this queue is awesome! I hope it doesn’t move quickly, because I want… Continue reading

You Are Not Just “A Racist Too”… You Are Also Stupid!

To understand this blog post, you might want to read these two articles (here and here), which appeared on, the opinion section of Everything here is user generated, and therefore mostly… Continue reading

Your Costs are Different to Mine…

I hate payday. Everyone celebrates because finally they have some money again. These are harsh times we live in, and it doesn’t appear to be getting any easier. But there is one thing… Continue reading

Annoying Recruitment (Pty) Ltd.

Has anyone else noticed the sudden increase in the amount of blind beggars at the traffic ligths? Is this the case in all the provinces or just Johannesburg? I think I know how… Continue reading

How Much Zulu Do You Have in You?

Today I was told my understanding of the Zulu culture is “pathitic”. Not knowing what pathitic means, I assumed it means incredible, or remarkable. This same person told me I should spend some… Continue reading

Forget Jukskei-ing, Croquet is on the way out too!

The South African Croquet Association recently announced that support for the sport is beginning to dwindle as the number of players has dropped significantly. They suspect this may be due to the cessation of the… Continue reading

Jukskei-ing: The dying game

Can you believe the sport of Jukskei is dying out in South Africa? This is appalling! According to the JSA (Jukskei South Africa, website here) there used to be over 30 000 participants… Continue reading

Because It’s My Culture

Being a Zulu seems to have some perks that being male and pale I don’t benefit from. If I were a Zulu, I could marry every woman I saw, and make them sit… Continue reading

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